Area Man Who Said "I Can Fix It" Cannot, In Fact, Fix It
Despite confidently asserting he needed "just one trip to the hardware store," local handyman-wannabe has made the problem significantly worse.
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Restaurant Introduces Avocado Toast Mortgage Bundle for Millennials
The Brunch & Beyond café launched a loyalty program that economists call "tragically on the nose."
HOA Bans the Color Beige, Cites "Excessive Neutrality"
The Willow Creek HOA voted to outlaw beige siding, calling it "a coward's color" and "an affront to curb appeal."